he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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