i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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