i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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