420 ftw
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They took my balls.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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