Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
