"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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