p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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