Sry I called you an 8
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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