"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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