I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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