He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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