woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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