did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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