Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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