I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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