so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
