I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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