We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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