Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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