And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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