the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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