even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
jump out the window naked night went bad
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