can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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