How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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