He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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