Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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