Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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