therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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