Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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