Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sorry about my life...
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