3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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