this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's never too late to be topless.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize