going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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