you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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