I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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