is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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