You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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