i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Your penis caused this!
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