Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bring me that man meat
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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