So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
