Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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