Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
