Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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