Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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