we have officially lost it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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