Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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