I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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