I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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