covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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