I think I died a long time ago.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
