STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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