none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
her vagine was all disorganized.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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