hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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