Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
