whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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