arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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