Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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