I want to stick my p in your. b.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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