with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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