I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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