i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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